kegelkween:

theniggaskaramazov:

who-locked-kate:

k1mkardashian:

theniggaskaramazov:

theniggaskaramazov:

im fucking crying. how the hell you this ugly?

bye

I’m crying again

he looks like the thing you put your foot in at a shoe store to see what your size is

Excuse you.

He’s a god.

of what? komodo dragons? he permanently looks like he stuck his head out the window of a car going 170 mpr

HE IS DISGUSTING

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wastedkitten: I can talk like The Mad Hatter from the old Disney cartoon... And Arnold Schwarzenegger lol

awesome :)

Anonymous: You're a voice actress? Awesome! Do you have any clips to share? Who do you play?

i wanna be, yeah. and not yet, i still need to get a decent voice demo done and i won’t be showing anyone until i’m 100% leased with it :P it’s hard for me to list ‘who’ i do because different voices come out at different times, i need to get some confidence

magnezone:

magnezone:

draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you 

text post fame really is tossing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks 

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sarab34r:

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

wannit

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fashionl0ve:

xx

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Musings of a Naked Lady: coituskid: If I ever have the power to make a TV show, I really want...

coituskid:

If I ever have the power to make a TV show, I really want to do a hidden camera thing where strippers go into different places and try to get things using the lines people in clubs do when they don’t want to pay full price for a dance.
‘I already bought one XBox, can’t I get a…